spanish classes

Two things I learned in Spanish class today:

1. How to use the word "fart" in any number of expressions. I can now use the word fart (pedo) express drunkenness, listlessness, annoyance, haste, criticism, and of course soltar flatos/ventosidades anales. This took about an hour of class.

2. That for the past 2 weeks, I have been asking people where I can have sex with the bus. ¿Dónde puedo coger el colectivo? Which in Spain, worked fine: Where can I catch the bus? Here, the verb coger is less innocent. You're gonna wanna use tomar. It should be noted that I've asked people where to "catch" the bus at least once a day since I've been here.